Written as a critique of various punk dudes I encountered in Ottawa between 2012 and 2014.
lyrics
Start a cool band with all yer straight white bros
it will be original you'll all get drunk and smash things
all the girls around you will ~really~ wanna bone you
singing about partying is ~so~ edgy and radical
stick it to the man, don't question normative values
just rehash them while being a little shit
stick it to the man, don't question normative values
just rehash them while being irresponsible
go through a girl's drawers 'cause you feel that entitled
find some lacy underwear or maybe a ~vibrator~ :O
tell all the bros about what a slut she is now
don't ever think about how
you should have never been
there in the first place
WooowoOOOWoowooww you're so fucking cool
WOOOOwooooooOWOOooww you're so fucking cool
WOOowooOOOoow you're so fucking cool
can I have yr autograph!? Can I have yr autograph!?
Sleep with young girls and put it in the internet
so the whole world can see how big your dick is
show it to all your friends so they know you're a big man
ruin that girl's reputation
to pad your fragile ego
WooowoOOOWoowooww you're so fucking cool
WOOOOwooooooOWOOooww you're so fucking cool
WOOowooOOOoow you're so fucking cool
can I have yr autograph!? Can I have yr autograph!?
Guitar virtuoso readies album of unreleased goodies, flip-sides, and obscurities, and posts her entire back catalog to BC. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 21, 2014